心情不好一定要看些开心的东西，缓解一下低气压。
今天，给大家带来一些精彩的中英文神回复，内容遍及知乎、微博、Buzzfeed等等，一起来看看。
1.
What animals on earth can not swim?
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
Your wife and your mother.
媳妇和妈
2.
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
热恋是一种怎样的体验？
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
两个长得像猪一样的人，还怕对方被抢走了。
3.
I need it.
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？
We really cannot judge a book by its cover，can we?
人不可貌相啊。
4.
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
All thanks to your lucky words.
为什么女生有体香，而男生没有？
The makeup is fermenting.
化妆品腌入味了。
5.
Mother，what am I to you?
妈，我是你的什么？
My karma.
因果报应
6.
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
知道你过得不好我也就放心了
7.
借你吉言英语翻译，Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
为什么打群架的时候普遍会脱掉上衣？
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
假如脱掉裤子的话，总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。
8.
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
如何一个月减肥40斤？
Amputation.
截肢
9.
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
怎样含蓄地表达“我已经被收买了”？
Let me say this impartially...
我说句公道话……
10.
Why do you have pimples?
为什么你长痘痘？
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
因为我可爱得冒泡。
11.
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
No，it won't. I've tried. It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
没用的，我试过了。关了窗雷一样在打。
12.
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？
Done a cloze test of 20 questions with 0 answer right.
20道完形填空，全错。
13.
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2，000 RMB?
两千元人民币，想出国穷游，可以去哪些国家？
All thanks to your lucky words.
For example，all the ancient countries that used to be China.
”吉祥之言。吴祖光 《闯江湖》第二幕：“ 金香 娘：‘谢谢他二叔，借您吉言，借您吉言吧。’”[吉言]英文翻译 auspicious remarks [吉言]相关词语 介词 遨逰 霸道 藐视 餟酹 英隽 斑驳 爱慕 金贵 觳觫 缱绻 。
秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等...
14.
男生说什么话，女生会觉得很大气？
I'll pay.
买
15.
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
你得揣摩出题人的意图。
They want me dead.
他想我死。
16.
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
你怎么一个人逛街啊？
半个人逛街我怕吓着你。
17.
单身两年以上是什么体验？
I've been single for 22 years. Which 2 years are you suggesting?
单身22年，不知道你说的是哪两年？
18.
Back in the ancient times，a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
要是在古代，姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼。
You mean you look like a pillar?
你是说你长得像柱子吗？
19.
I'm glad to be at your service.
很高兴为你服务。
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
你高兴得太早了。
20.
Once in the northern sea，there was a fish and people called it Kun.
北冥有鱼，其名为鲲。
And people ate it. The end.
众人食之，完。
21.
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人。
Thanks，I loathe people who are rich.
借你吉言，我讨厌有钱人。
22.
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Don't go.
别去。
23.
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
等我瘦了就回来找你
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
如果你不想见我，其实可以直说。
24.
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午？
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
因为早晚会有报应。
25.
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
请用一个词来形容你的男朋友。
Where?
哪？
